Here we try to answer the burning questions that many of our customers fear about life in Hell but feel free to send us your questions too...if we laugh hard enough, you may just make our list...and who wouldn't want that, right?
Is Hell really that hot?
Yes...yes it is...
Do we have to be tortured the same for all eternity?
Of course not! If the Keeper finds new and improved ways to torture you He is going to want to do just that! He is nothing if not a curious mind.
Is there any hope for time off for good behavior?
What is Lucifer like?
Essentially, Lucifer is like every awful gym teacher you ever had rolled into one Supreme Being...and he has horns. Sometimes.
What should I wear?
You should wear loose, comfortable clothing and pack sunscreen...we wouldn't want you to burn (too soon)...
Will my Mother-in-Law be there too?
Hell yes she will.