The Seven Deadly Sins
When Lucifer built the foundation for Hell after his fall, He created the Seven Cardinal Sins to tempt man and lure them to eternal damnation. As one of our own once famously said, “There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.”
As further temptation, these sins also run through Purgatory, blocking the path to eternal redemption.
So choose your favorite flavor and come down and join us. The climate is warm and forbidden desires flow like wine in an endless river.
LUST
Intense sexual desire leading to fornication, adultery or other immoral sexual acts (gotta get me some of that!)
GLUTTONY
The overindulgence and overconsumption of anything to the point of waste (man, I cannot get enough of that!)
GREED
An artificial, rapacious desire and pursuit of material possessions (...gimme, gimme, gimme!)
SLOTH
A lack of feeling about self that gives rise to boredom or apathy and a passive or sluggish demeanor ...(oh screw it, I'll do this later...)
PRIDE
Irrationally believing that one is better or more important than others; shows excessive admiration of the personal image or self (I really am this awesome!)
WRATH
Defined as uncontrolled feelings of anger, rage, or even hatred and often reveals itself in the wish to seek vengeance (now you're gonna get it!)
ENVY
Characterized as a sad or resentful covetousness towards the traits or possessions of someone else (that lucky bastard gets all the breaks...)
Next Steps...
This is the easy part...just keep on being you and we'll figure out where you fit best once you get here...we do all the work; until it's your turn.
